What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.