What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.