What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.