What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.