What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.