What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape