What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy