What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape. "

What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy