What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!