What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

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Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.