What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.