Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.