Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.