Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.