Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "