How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.