How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims