How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.