How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Protestant Jokes More Protestant Jokes

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.