How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Protestant Jokes More Protestant Jokes

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.