How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Protestant Jokes More Protestant Jokes

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.