How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims