Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

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Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.