What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.