What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.