What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!