Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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I cry when I cut open an onion

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When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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I'd best be leafing.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.