Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What do you call a mill thats just ok?

A satisfactory.

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.