Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife