Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe