How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.