How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him