How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him