How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.