How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.