How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

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Why did the shark swim in circles?

He had a nosebleed.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

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How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.