Row Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

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How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

What do you call two rows of cabbages ?

A dual cabbageway !

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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What is the KKK's favourite football (soccer) club?

Blackburn

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

Row Row Jokes More Row Row Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Oar Jokes More Oar Jokes

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Option Jokes More Option Jokes

How to convert QT3.14 into GF format?

Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)