A cheesy pickup line
Tetris
The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.
100 meter Daesh
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane