What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

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Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.