What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it