Tortilla Jokes

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you put a baby into a small bowl?

Put it in the blender first How do you get it out Tortilla chips