How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

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What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it