How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.