How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it