What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

A: Catsup!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ?

Bowl me over !

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.