What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !