What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !