What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.