Bowl Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ?

Bowl me over !

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.