I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Chicken sees a salad
A Bowl (B-Owl)
How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.
They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
Ebowla
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
Because the pee is silent.
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Ebola
Natasha Ramenoff
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
Seizure Salad.
Look, donut seeds!
Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost
Bowl me over !
If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.
He bowled long hops !
It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.
A purrfect meal !
Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
An Alley-Gator
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
Just flush it like everybody else does."
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
She swallowed
Because they are always losing pounds.
A handicat
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on
A frog in a blender.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
The one percent
So she could moan with the other.
Because she's dead.
Baby love my baby love.... !
Doverkiin.
Ten-ants !
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
A child with pitchfork in his back