What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ?

Bowl me over !

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta