What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.