What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.