What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ?

Annather brick in the wall !

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.