What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.