How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why do lawyer's suits never have pants pockets?

Because their hands are always in someone else's!

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta?

Smacaroni

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute