Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is true and false at the same time?

This

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)