Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?