Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.