Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Gym.Tan.Laundry.
Because time was always running out.
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
Make it Tso's Number One."
Samurais?
He was looking for Pooh.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
On crotches.
The both leave your crotch on fire
Terror wrists.
