Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.