Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*