Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?