Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?