What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)