What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !