What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Get off me, homes"

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What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

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I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.