What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.