What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.