Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance