Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own?

His car.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.