Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....