Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."