Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....