What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.