What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.