What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

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What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"