What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger