How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans