Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season