When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.