When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave