When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave