Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies