Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.