Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies