What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.