Lawrence Elk
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
A: Learning how to fold a map.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Ohm on the range
It's the one on the range.
With a Pao Wow.
Pocahontas
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
Romans.
Guacamole.
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Replaced
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
