Lawrence Elk
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
A: Learning how to fold a map.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
It's white and on his land.
Neapolitan.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
They disguise themselves as uncles!
With a Pao Wow.
Pocahontas
Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Someone who is out-standing in his field!
Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)
Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.
They both die if you chop them
He liked to chop and change !
They both died when they were really popular.
This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin
