Lawrence Elk
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
A: Learning how to fold a map.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A tennis ball!
Because they keep stealing all the green cards.
Now I've got to cut you.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
He had to start from scratch.
HEAVEN!!
They lie still.
They use boo-eys.
I don't even wanna talk to the living.
Artificial Swedeners
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
