Lawrence Elk
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
A: Learning how to fold a map.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
when his hand caught fire!!
A. Hump me dump me!!
They always fold.
Fold it in half !
So people can read her lips.
making this crap up.
Hide in the living room.
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
Pocahontas
With a Pao Wow.
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
Earthquakes stop shaking
He got turd degree burns.
A banana split!
