A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Pull the pin and throw it back.
With the chicken still around it
urine
Toilet paper.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
The urge to pop a cold one.
Half time, they get to switch sides again
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
they touched some many lives
I bearly touched her.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
