A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Because she was a quack.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
He was looking for Pooh.
Loo-Loo !
Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy
Kids are their definition of a good time.
Symmetree.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
The clap.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
A: Learning how to fold a map.
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
