Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.