Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!