Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.