Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

Wee Jokes More Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.