Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Stroganoff Jokes More Stroganoff Jokes

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

E.T. Jokes More E.T. Jokes

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

Small Hand Jokes More Small Hand Jokes

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.