Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Stroganoff Jokes More Stroganoff Jokes

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Pee Wee Herman Jokes More Pee Wee Herman Jokes

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Herman Jokes More Herman Jokes

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Small Hand Jokes More Small Hand Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Little Person Jokes More Little Person Jokes

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!