Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Little Person Jokes More Little Person Jokes

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.