Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Herman Jokes More Herman Jokes

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ?

Boris with more knock knock jokes !

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.