Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

A: Oh-lay!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Pee Wee Herman Jokes More Pee Wee Herman Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Stroganoff Jokes More Stroganoff Jokes

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Small Hand Jokes More Small Hand Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Herman Jokes More Herman Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ?

Balloon velvet !