Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

Pee Wee Herman Jokes More Pee Wee Herman Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked...

What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !