Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Pee Wee Herman Jokes More Pee Wee Herman Jokes

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Dj Jokes More Dj Jokes

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

Small Hand Jokes More Small Hand Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Stroganoff Jokes More Stroganoff Jokes

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.