Choke Jokes

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked...

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What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.

Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

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