What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.