What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

What's the matter with me?

That's easy," he said. "You're exhausted."

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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked...

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.