What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

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What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.