What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked...

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.