What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?

It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked...

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.