How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

What career is a perfect ten?

Forensics

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.