How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold