How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

What is an archaeologist ?

Someone who's career is in ruins !

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold