I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Flip-Flips.
I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.
Nothing. They haven't met yet.
They were trying to start a business.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
He fell into it.
Both have LAX security.
UCLA
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
