How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey?

How're you gettin' on

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"