Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.