Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

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Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.