Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.