Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.