Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.