Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.