Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.