Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.