Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

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What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

quack

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.