What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

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Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little