What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.