What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.