What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why did the computer squeak?

A: Someone stepped on the mouse.

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!