What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little