What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.