How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin