How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.