How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...