How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.