How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.