How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.