How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.