Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Slaughter Jokes More Slaughter Jokes

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.