Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A: A milk sheik!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

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What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Slaughter Jokes More Slaughter Jokes

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.