Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

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Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.