Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Slaughter Jokes More Slaughter Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry