Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How do cows move in groups?

Si-MOO-taniously

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Slaughter Jokes More Slaughter Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry