Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Slaughter Jokes More Slaughter Jokes

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.