How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.