How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

What did the depressed philosopher say?

I drink because I am.

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.