How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

Blonde Die Jokes More Blonde Die Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.