How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Blonde Die Jokes More Blonde Die Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.