How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

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What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.