What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

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What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

What's a frog's favorite drink?

A: Croaka Cola.