Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.