What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

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How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman