What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.